February 2012
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Brazil: pqp sai da frente fdp
Argentina: Move el orto conchudo de mierda
Denmark: Undskyld mig
Norway: unnskyld meg din tiss
Chile: Muevete De Aquí conchetumadre
Spain: quítate,coño.
Portugal: Com licença.
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teacher: have a nice weekend
me: dont tell me what to do
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scipsy:
I’m a master in the ancient art of making a bad first impression.
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parents: why are you laughing at the computer.
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